During my early years in Smallville I was a small (appropriate for my location) insignificant student of little renown. I knew that there was a place for me at school, if only I could find it. Then it happened....

One day when I was trying out a new flying outfit (all of this unknown to the local residents) and a new underarm deodorant, I flew past Smallville High. There posted on the outdoor announcements board was a bulletin describing new Online Computer Courses that would be available this semester. It read as follows:

-Are you self-motivated and self-disciplined?

-Do you like to communicate through writing?

-Would you be willing to commit to 4 to 15 hours of work per week to better yourself?

-Do you have access to a computer connected to the Internet and can you find your way down the information superhighway?

-Do you hanker for a different learning environment?

-Do you enjoy having the time to think problems through before you answer?

-Would you like to be faster than a speeding bullet, or leap tall buildings at a single bound?

If your answer to these questions is generally YES, then do we have a treat for you. Come to Room # 237 on Tuesday afternoon at 3 PM and join a new movement to promote freedom and the American way!

Needless to say I answered the call and the rest is comic book history. I was able to reveal my secret identity and become the man I had always wanted to be. I encouraged my average weakling girlfriend to enroll and look what happened to her.

I hope the message is clear. If you feel as I did and meet the basic standards for online learning, then take the challenge and see what changes you will experience.

Meet in Mr. Renkwitz's Room D-140 on Wednesday, March the 3rd to find out more about the exciting adventures..I mean information concerning Online Learning. It could change your life.

Just a final note. The only drawback I could find to this Online course work was that I somehow picked up a dog along the way and can't seem to shake him. You might want to check on this.